The constant stream of questions and ridiculousness running through my brain . . .

Will the plane ride go by quickly or painfully slow?  Will I suffer from the vertigo attacks I had when I traveled last to Japan?  Where the heck are my small shampoo bottles?  Will my boy be ok while I am gone?  Shouldn't I start to pack now at 3:49 pm???  I wonder if the money I am bringing will be enough.  Large faced new series US bills Teachers For Global Classrooms???  Do ya have any of those Winthrop Credit Union???  I hope my lesson plans were detailed enough.  Why won't Jenny stop singing that stupid Fievel song to me??  Is there such a thing as Mad Horse disease from eating that sort of meat?  Have I prepared well enough??  Will Skype work?  What time is it there right now???  I shall check for the millionth time if I have my cash.  What son?  You want to go swimming right now before I go?  Good lord.  Ok.  Passport!!!  Oh, yes, here it is again.  Are there going to be Oreos there?  How many pairs of shoes will this suitcase hold anyway?  What if I need brown and black ones???  Where are my mittens?  Those pics that the host posted two weeks ago show a lot of clothing and brisk temps.  Shall I leave my phone at home?  My wallet, where is it?  No boarding pass for me til I appear in person with documentation.  Right on.  Here's to safety of identity.  The spare key for Nicole!!  What time is that hardware store open til?  My phone keeps ringing.